Austin Carlile >
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
they really do mean everyone
he’s from tumblr i call it
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
Ummm obviously not. I am like a Hippo!
my normal school day
- Parents: Have you had breakfast?
- Me: No, I'll eat at school.
- Friend: Aren't you gonna eat lunch?
- Me: No, I had a big breakfast. I'll eat when I'm home.
- Parents: Do you want dinner?
- Me: No, I had a really big lunch.
oh snap this is hilarious
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